i'm bree. i'm a nineteen year old girl from margo roth spiegelman's orlando, currently residing in ocala.

never touch the ground.

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grandoptimist:

date me

grandoptimist:

date me

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definitely not tumbling in the bathtub right now

definitely not tumbling in the bathtub right now

Hannah Murray for Oyster Magazine, Issue #99 - Photography by Bella Howard

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Anonymous :
What did you like/ didn't like about working for WWOHP?

Things I didn’t like:

  • working outside in the god awful Orlando heat while wearing flannel pants and a corduroy hat
  • rude muggles
  • impatient people
  • dealing with the frozen Butterbeer machines
  • vending at Forbidden Journey in the rain
  • the commute and having to show up to work 30 minutes early every day to go through security, check out my costume, change, and catch the shuttle
  • dealing with Universal employees that didn’t work at Potter

THINGS I LOVED

  • my fellow witches and wizards, I made some of my best friends there
  • my outfit
  • getting to go to Hogsmeade five days a week and riding roller coasters after my shift and drinking Butterbeer every day and sneaking Cauldron Cakes from Honeydukes
  • getting to get into Universal/IOA whenever I wanted for free
  • HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS
  • my discounts and stuff
  • eating churros
  • making butterbeer mug castles behind the Magic Neep and peaking out all the windows with curtains that everyone thinks are fake and freaking out the muggles
  • the way Hogsmeade looks at sunrise before all the muggles show up
  • BEING A WIZARD
  • the crazy wizard parties we threw
  • pretty much everything I worked in freaking Hogsmeade
I AM A GIANT HAM

I AM A GIANT HAM

girlwhowasonfire:

I thank the lord every day that I got hotter after high school because wow so many people who were attractive in high school are now just…not